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Tips

I usually dole out tips and suggestions and whatnot but given my 11th hour half-assery to get this finished, I’m going to skimp a bit here…

- If you pick a 16 seed over a 1 seed, you're literally too stupid to insult.

- I tend to not like going with #1 seeds to win it all, but I’m really digging on ‘Cuse this year.

- Take your time and concentrate when making your picks. If you make your picks with a handsome senior while you’re watching Falcon Crest, the next thing you know you’ll be making out under an air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.

- Picking an upset or two is probably a good idea…if you pick every higher seed in every game you’re a whackadoo. I’m liking Sienna, Akron and Saint Mary’s

-Contrary to WarmingGlow.com’s beliefs…Christina Hendricks and Mary Louise Parker are NOT hotter than January Jones.

- Finally…just remember this: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon...like masturbating on an airplane.

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